![]() "The ermine-white hair, which apparently was yanked from the Lord's faceas he leaned over to sniff a flower, matches DNA taken from Christ's burialcloth - the sacred shroud of Turin," according to the World Weekly News. Wellthis time the Big Guy reportedly left some evidence at the scene, a tuft ofhis beard. 4 edition of the World Weekly News: ConclusiveDNA proof that God exists.įor centuries members of the clergy have reported seeing God appearbefore them, claims that understandably have been met with skepticism. ![]() ![]() Meanwhile, aspokesman for Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore said the Osama-Saddam incidenthas no connection with their own decision to adopt a shaved-ape infant.Īlso revealed in the Nov. In an exclusive interview with Fake News, pop singer Michael Jacksonspoke out against the bizarre adoption while assuring the public that allthree of his shaved-ape babies are safe at home in their cribs. Animal rightsactivists are outraged over the adoption, concerned that his upbringing atthe hands of fugitive terror kingpins will "leave young and impressionableRobert psychologically scarred for life." Nine-month-old "Robert," a clean-cut chimp clad in overalls, is seen ina family portrait being kissed on the head by a doting Saddam. "Just one month after their gay marriage rocked the world, ecstaticnewlyweds Osama bin Laden and Saddm Hussein have adopted a shaved-ape babyto make their family complete." Spanning the globe in our round-the-clock mission to bring you only thefakest Fake News, we report this shocking revelation from the Weekly WorldNews - the New York Times of supermarket tabloids. ![]()
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